parmelia

It's a shit hole. South of Perth full of C.U.B's (Cashed up Bogan's).

Every second vehicle is,
either a Cruiser or Patrol.
The odd Ford or Holden stolen from the North ends up there.. Burnt out and upside down. Somewhere in the off road area behind 'ole Mandurah Road.

The front lawns, are usually just over grown weeds.

Sometimes the lawns are dead. or just sandy.

The manicured wood chip, round abouts have all been rooster tailed and the, ovals

by the skate have single, black tyre marks from stolen motorbikes that can be heard between, the hours of 12am and 3 am as they ride about dealing.

Some times the keen observer high on meth

can, view these one wheeled temporary earthlings, O.W.T. E riding on one wheel at high speeds. With no helmets or lights. Late at night.

Don't come here.
Ppl get stabbed and killed.

You often hear kind words of encouragement like

"Like fuck off.."

" let's burn shit."

And "hey there's some couches out on the verge ."

Every one who lives here says...

"Fuck I hate living in Parmelia..
"I think I'll move...

too Parmelia.. But next street over

Everything sucks even Jess who has 5 kids. Too 5 different Dads.

Who turns tricks for new tats.. Still can't afford food for the kids.

God bless Parmelia..

P1 "Where do you live?"

P2 "Parmelia bra"

P1 "Which part? "

P2 "The good part aye.."

by 001too1 October 16, 2023

Parker

Where do I start..? He’s quirky, funny and most importantly…. HE IS WITTEWY HITTING DA GWIDDY! If you get close he can give you some nice tips and tricks of the lifestyle of a professional gwiddier.

Person 1 “ What is he doing?”
Person 2 “Wait. Is he hitting da GWIDDY!”
Person 1 “ THATS A PARKER

by Bookworm5453 November 6, 2023

Parkering

When you attempt to park a car but you forgot to apply the hand break.

Will thought he parked the car, but seeing it role into the street proved it was a case of parkering.

by Pistolpeddy January 6, 2024

parmar'd

Excessive edging to the point of causing structural damage to the male genitalia, not necessarily permanent, typically leads to blood in sperm.

Can also be known as 'red robining'

Did you hear about that guy that parmar'd himself so badly he had to go to A&E?

He robined so hard he had blood in his cum

by Sugarnspice420 January 25, 2024

Parker

Parker is the biggest, tallest bitch you'll ever meet. He played hockey in highschool and thats allll he talks about. Solid C student with a lower-than-average life. Rides dirt bikes in his spare time.

1: Hey, is that guy named Parker?
2: Yeah, how'd you know?
3: Tall, dirt bike jersey, and a hockey stick? What else could he be named!

by nawn January 26, 2024

parmariguez

A Puerto Rican who loves Chicken Parmesan!

I feel like a such a parmariguez lately.

by parmariguez February 7, 2024

Parkers_views

He’s a helper at KK and has a twin named YourlocalfurryXavier aka Moondrop
Parkers_views such a good friend to his fellow hrs and especially to his twin

Parkers_views: HEY TWIN WHATS UP?
Moondrop: HELLO, TWIN IM GOOD I GUESS...
Parkers_views: Aw that's okay to hear

by YourlocalfurryXavier November 20, 2023