Gag face

Someone who is so ugly they make you want to vomit.

Kelly Osbourn is such a gag face.

by Judge dredd7 December 11, 2011

Face-Warrior

Somebody who spends more than 75% of their free time on Facebook.

Someone who spends a freakishly long time on facebook.

Person A - Is John coming out tonight?
Person B - No, he is staying in. Probably on Facebook stalking women.
Person A - Oh, he is such a Face-Warrior!

by Gez North December 21, 2009

daycare face

When a girl has a face so insanely cute that you just wanna drop your kids off on her face.

Mike- Brooke has such a cute face. I just wanna bust on her face
Ryan- she does have a daycare face

by Hockey88 May 22, 2020

Diamonds to the face

A way of saying I told you so

Harold - “Shane can you place the ice chest in the trunk”

Shane - “ It doesn’t fit “

Harold - goes places the ice chest in truck. And reaches in to his pocket and pretends to pull out diamonds and tosses them in his face. While yelling “ Diamonds to the Face “

by OzzyBcray July 19, 2019

Face Fedora

an e-cigarette

Look that that douche with his face fedora, why not just smoke a real one like an adult.

by Canonical douche October 4, 2016

Skank face

The face a girl makes when you ask what her name is mid-coitus.

A: I was banging this broad and didn't know her name, so I asked her while we were fucking and all she did was give me a weird look.
B: Yeah, that was the skank face.

by ImPulse618 January 25, 2012

Accordion Face

When a male or female has an attractive face from the side, but when viewed from the front their face is thin and unattractive, as if someone has squashed their face inwards (much like a compressed accordion ). An inverse would be a face that is fine from the side, but is wide and unattractive when viewed from the front (much like an outstretched accordion).

Human #1: Hey girl.
Human #2: Hmm? *turns towards*
Human #1: Oh damn.
Human #2: What?
Human #1: You have one hell of an accordion face.
Human #2: Dick.

by Skeletimothy June 22, 2015