Take the wife somewhere nice

Anal Sex

Anything planned for the weekend?
Yeah Im gonna take the wife somewhere nice.
Up the arse?

by Wyvernflanker September 16, 2021

Nice and Fork

Kid-friendly version of ‘knife and fork’ - used in households where sharp blades are discouraged; thus keeping the word Knife out of the lexicon. For as long as possible anyway.

Cutlery typically comprises a fork and a spoon only; hence known as Nice and Fork

OK kids - get your nice and forks from the tray then come and sit on the picnic blanket

Parent - please set the table with the Nice and Fork

Child - ugh

by scmat August 14, 2022

have a nice day all

Go f…. yourself to be kind!

Boss says “Can I get estimate by tomorrow?” Cc’ing everyone.

Sure, see attached

Have a nice day all

by Have a nice night folks February 2, 2024

Nice bazubands

A common greeting when meeting another individual to promote dominance, elegance and friendship.

Hey bro nice bazubands, you stupid bitch

by John mcbazubands March 26, 2021

Yea, nice

When you feel like a palm tree with an ocean breeze on an 80s aesthetic neon vibe

Yea, nice

by Yup 69420 May 5, 2021

Dylan nice

A Dylan nice is a Willy that has flaccid foreskin with dickscab commonly known as the funkops skin in fortnite

Hi my name is Dylan nice I’m a skin in fortnite

by Shehehehebrjww July 6, 2023

nice demo fucking retard

A popular term used by a certain type of rocket leaguer to express his utter hatred for getting demoed

nice demo fucking retard

by Retope December 13, 2022