powder nuts

The word used for a older make friend in there 40s meaning they are just shooting blanks

Old powder nuts here is as good as a ash tray on a motorbike

by Turtle boy January 18, 2016

Nut time

A British tradition in the lead up to Christmas where a variety of nuts (usually but not always including chestnuts) are consumed at a certain time every day.

Dan: "Are you ready for nut time Nora?"
Eleanor: "You bet I am. Get the microwave ready, I'm bringing chestnuts today!"

by Pip Spencer November 16, 2020

Nut fisting

The act of uppercutting someone's dangly parts with your fist.

Did he just throw up?!?!
Yeah man they were nut fisting him!

by DroppingDaDee May 31, 2014

Nut Slushie

A nut slushie is when a male ejaculates into a plastic bag and freezes it into a slush like constancy.

Brock: Bro, I gotta get a new freezer.
Tom: Why?
Brock: I forgot all about my Nut Slushie!

by GangW33d September 23, 2018

Nut flie

Someone who is constantly around you or kissing your ass.

"Dude you such a nut flie"

"Get off my fucking nuts"

by CHRISFULLOFSTEEL February 8, 2010

nut button

when you want to nut so hard that you squash your dick and make it into a pancake.
It's usually done during Destroy Dick December

Person A: Bro I nutted so hard that i made a nut button!
Person B: holy shit dude! NICE

by CYKA MAN November 11, 2018

Nut drag

To drag one's scrotum over the belongings of one's acquaintances.

If he doesn't come back from the bathroom soon I'm totally gonna nut drag his sandwich.

by Lenny the Fish September 21, 2016