ninja flaps

A female ninja. A woman well versed in the dark art of ninjitsu. An assassin of the fairer sex.

Bruce Lee: Fuck it...the evil triad are using a virtual army of deadly ninja flaps..
Friend: We are fucked now!

by Master Of Cunts May 11, 2008

Ninja Webbing

The use of a dark garb and quite feet to jump from place to place on the world wide interconnected web without the notice of other jews / beaners

"ahhh i see u have perfected the fine art of ninja webbing, congradulations"

by Andrew M to the SHAWN June 11, 2008

ninja bewtz

shoes that have wheels but are still quiet and deadly by touch.(except for the ninja)
Often used by ninja who cant afford a skateboard or invisible bicycle.

ninja bob: hey ho check out these new ninja bewtz.
minglee: wow man those are so cool! can i touch them
ninja bob: sure, i wanted you dead anyway.

by crazieXninja October 21, 2008

ninja bone

when you look at some one across the room with eyes almost squinted shut in true ninja style

the pug under the table thinks I don't see he's awake and ninja bone me

by nicole marris October 24, 2008

ninja trucker

a fucktastic trucker with all the skill of a ninja, like the abilty to kill you with a single honk.

"the ninja trucker set out to destroy all of the opposing fleets crew with a mxture of ti-chi and bad songs from the south

by Captain Pumperloaf March 7, 2009

Ninja Drink

An energy drink that is drunk by a VERY tired person in dire need of it.

Dani:Bro! I totally love this ninja drink!

Kailin: ninja drink? o.O

Ariel: LOL!

Dani: Yes. All the time

by Dani Maderos March 22, 2009

ninja mail

Inter-office mail that shows up out of nowhere. It just magically appears in your inbox and you have no idea who left it.

I think Debbie left that ninja mail in my inbox again today, but I can never catch her in the act.

by badandy519 August 25, 2009