Crud Muffins

Another meaning for WTF....shit....u get it

WHAT THE CRUD MUFFINS ARE YOU DOING OBRROWING MY UNDERWEAR!

by Hitller Samules May 10, 2009

smut muffin

another term for vagina or pu$$Y

her smut muffin smells like fish.

by antwan duncan September 01, 2003

muffin thief

some r-tard who thinks he deserves my muffin
also see n00b or joo

Jordan is such a muffin thief!

by Rone Tupac June 08, 2006

Chunky Muffin

When one spreads the lips of a vagina and vomits inside of it

I gave Lauren a fatty chunky muffin

by kylex waverly August 10, 2008

SKITTLE MUFFIN

a person that really enjoys eating skittles and muffins preferably at the same time.

kirstee and jake, you guys are being real big skittle muffins yo

by jfjfjfjfjfjfjfj January 31, 2009

Muffin tops

the rolls of fat that hangs over girls' jeans usually when too tight like the tops of muffins over their paper cups.
Really ugly.

Dang, Roosana needs to roll her ass into the gym cuz of those muffin tops.

by koo mamaeet kartofeeluh July 09, 2007

muffin top

the flab that hangs over the top of low rider jeans on fat chicks.

"man that girl has more of a muffin top than dunkin donuts"

by jessy m August 26, 2005