smut muffin

another term for vagina or pu$$Y

her smut muffin smells like fish.

by antwan duncan August 31, 2003

muffin thief

some r-tard who thinks he deserves my muffin
also see n00b or joo

Jordan is such a muffin thief!

by Rone Tupac June 11, 2006

Muffin tops

the rolls of fat that hangs over girls' jeans usually when too tight like the tops of muffins over their paper cups.
Really ugly.

Dang, Roosana needs to roll her ass into the gym cuz of those muffin tops.

by koo mamaeet kartofeeluh December 30, 2008

SKITTLE MUFFIN

a person that really enjoys eating skittles and muffins preferably at the same time.

kirstee and jake, you guys are being real big skittle muffins yo

by jfjfjfjfjfjfjfj January 30, 2009

Chunky Muffin

When one spreads the lips of a vagina and vomits inside of it

I gave Lauren a fatty chunky muffin

by kylex waverly October 6, 2008

muffin top

the flab that hangs over the top of low rider jeans on fat chicks.

"man that girl has more of a muffin top than dunkin donuts"

by jessy m June 11, 2006

dyke muffin

an insult for a lesbian whose fat pours out over the side of her jeans.

not to be confused with english muffins which are a delicious breakfast snack.

shut up you dyke muffin or i'll call over the pig in the tuxedo you tittyfuckinbagelbite.

by cheadawwg July 26, 2006