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Mike Attack

When someone freaks out over something that it completely fucked up.
Micheal had a Mike Attack while shitting on Cams dick.
by Fartsinacho August 29, 2010
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Mike Juneau

A man or boy normally 5'7 in height, Scorpio, brown hair brown eyes mostly nice, funny, always there never cheated in his life never would. most caring soul in the world . loves hugs , had a history of leukemia (blood Cancer) on his spinal cord, his father left for the military came home never visited has had 4 wives. (the father not mike) Mike lives with his mother his step dad his 2 sisters and his cousin.

goes to Lumberton HS TX
Do you know MIKE JUNEAU?
yea he's such a mike.
by humber fumperdink March 5, 2019
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irish mike

An endearing name for any Irish exchange student, regardless of his or her real name. Irish Mike's are generally hard to understand, leave their trash everywhere, attract women with their accents, and are always down to drink.
Irish Exchange Student: A glee drink er araga fagen.
American Student: What the hell did Irish Mike just say?
by Mike Young November 1, 2007
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Mike hawk

some corny word a middle schooler puts in kahoot!
teacher: who put “mike hawk” as their username

classmate: giggles

other student: stfu that’s not funny at all
by greedier jesus January 5, 2022
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mike patton

Singer who found fame in Faith No More. Later used his fame to boost Mr Bungle (who were an excellent, excellent band), but never received the attention they deserved.
Quit Faith No More, and then quit Mr Bungle, and now makes a lot of tepid music under different monikers.
Embarressed by the fact he blatantly copied Anthony Kiedis, even though he was light years ahead in terms of talent and originality, and his dress sense in the early 90's late 80's, and his part in the 'funk metal' scene, and the fact Faith No More are called the Godfather's of Nu-Metal.
Also slightly embarressed by his typical late teen/early twenties' adventures. Now pushing his thinning career into cult (shit) films roles.
Check out Mike Patton on 'Mr Bungle' 'Disco Volante' 'Angel Dust'
by SMiek April 22, 2006
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Russian Mike

An idiotic retard who is going to burn in hell.
I'm Russian Mike and the Devil's penis is up my ass right now. Yay!!!
by Rep4life-FucktheDems October 2, 2004
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