mermaitious

Having qualities that resemble that of a mermaid.

That girl over there with her legs crossed looks very mermaitious.

by Maniac in a Speedo April 16, 2014

Mercy Stroke

The act of masturbating while your partner/future ex-girlfriend/boyfriend places their mouth at the base of your wang, causing your forceful masturbation to, at the same time pound her mouth with the top of your tightly wrapped fist.

Ken: "Dude, i think i just beat myself off and beat up my girlfriend at the same time while she was blowing me."
Reeyou: "That my friend is called a Mercy Stroke, you have Mercy Stroke immunity, don't worry"
*Ken and Reeyou hi-five while time stands still*

by 8butt April 30, 2014

Merpadoodlesaurus

A person or thing that spreads happiness to others around them

John over there is a merpadoodlesaurus

by Expression of happiness June 14, 2014

Merp

A secret way to say "I love you". It's for you to know and the person your saying it to, to find out

Girl- Merp
Guy- Merp?
Girl- It has a meaning

Guy- And do I get to know this meaning?
Girl- One day

by Pickle_Lover October 19, 2015

mertesucker

Footballer Per Mertesacker gets called like this when playing so bad.

Guy 1: Hey bro, did u see that Arsenal-Chelsea match yesterday?
Guy2: Yes, and Mertesucker sucked again.

by 151bar151 March 24, 2016

mersaides

Beautiful, amazing singer, helps others when needed, very kind hearted and cares about people more than herself. Loves animals. She's perfect and amazing and no one is better than her

Mersaides is perfect

by Lexie48 January 17, 2017

meriyen

Smart, shy ,kind,girl. Loves music and art.like interesting books and scary movies. Great to be around and will lighten up your day.

You should meet Meriyen and become her friend one day.

by Awsome44 January 10, 2017