Red Light Googler

Someone who, while driving a car, uses every red light or time the car comes to a stop, to look something up on Google.

Driving in rush hour traffic is no fun, but it makes for lots of opportunities to be a "Red Light Googler" and look up all my random thoughts.

by deefab430 January 31, 2012

Blue light special

Receiving sexual favors while being followed by the police.

When the cops let me up I knew I was going to jail so I asked Janine for a blue light special.

by N310w March 5, 2023

Neon Light Disease

Neon light disease is when the neon lights turn on you can't sleep.
A better example would be that once it gets dark you don't start getting tired until about 3-4 in the morning. Then at about 5 in the morning you finally crash.

1: I'm diagnosed with the neon light disease.

2: Excuse me?

1: Yeah, don't you see the club lights on?

2: Yes, but what does that have to do with anything?

1: When the neon lights turn on I wake up. ... You've never heard of it before?

2: Dude, I don't think anyone's heard of it before.

1: Ah well, that's their loss.

by Kyata February 14, 2009

light at the end of the tunnel

(n.) The end of ones life, as described by those who claim to have had near death experiences.

Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel

Was just a freight train comin' your way, hey... yeah...

--Metallica, No Leaf Clover.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

Bud Light Lime

An aborted Carona fetus. Complete mediocrity supported by dudes that secretly want to drink Mike's Hard Lemonade and suck on fluorescent sugary cocks. Flying off store shelves because douchebags have been popping out of vagina's in abundance lately

"Hey, Ted has some Bud Light Lime!"

"Hey, Ted is a fag!"

(meanwhile Ted is running to the bathroom to remove his tampon and listen to Hinder)

by Fodey oz August 4, 2009

Light Tuesday

To molest or fondle an alien crotch.

Man, Susie really gave Lord Xenu a sweet Light Tuesday. He blew his scorb gelatin all over her.

by unknown artist February 12, 2008

Light Industrial

Noun. Anyone working in a food service establishment that does not primarily sell alcohol.

Extension of 'Industrial', a derogatory word for anyone who works in a bar or nightclub.

Dude #1: Hey does Gino still work the door at Crobar?

Dude #2: Nah he's a Light Industrial now...he works at the Olive Garden.

by The New Cunning Linguist March 9, 2009