Lake Newfield

A large puddle that, according to legend, forms in front of Newfield High School in Middle Country Central School District after a downpour. Unfortunately, distressed student tears do not count as downpours. (If they did, we'd have a lot more space to swim.)

"Do you want to go swimming?"
"Sure, let's go to Lake Newfield."

by Peggisms November 19, 2018

Saranac Lake

A small, meth and heroine infested town, located in the heart of the Adirondacks. A self proclaimed “city” with a minuscule population of about 5,000, Saranac Lake is home to some of the biggest sore losers in the adirondack park. Going as far as burning monuments down when they lose a football game. You can find local kids at the tony park skate park they constantly talk up tossing needles around like candy. Saranac natives are famous for their smug demeanor and the ability to huff their own farts and love the smell, as their shit cannot stink. They usually never leave town as the outside world is too freighting, needing to stay in a sheltered environment is key for their success. It’s well known that Saranac laker’s, much like old royal families, tend to keep it in the family for “pure” bloodlines. If you are ever looking for some great crystal meth its the place to be.

Saranac lake local: hey do you want to go down to the skate park and shoot up?

Saranac lake local 2: Oh yeah man you got any spare needles? i used my last few at the carousel last night.

by Keepingitreal69 October 9, 2021

moyie lake

the best place ever where you’ll have the most fun in your life and meet amazing people

oh you spend your summers at moyie lake your life is so much better than mine

by hehehenry May 5, 2018

Swan lakeing

When jerking off in a planked position you aim the head of the penis at a 69 degree angle as to shoot the cum into your mouth upon ejaculation. Can be done accidentally or on purpose but either way the cum is normally choked up causing the swans to take flight.

“*auhg* Fuck I’ve just swan laked myself”, or “I about threw up when I realized I was swan lakeing”

by GammaTexas8 September 10, 2021

Lake Culture

Drinkin & fuckin & Drinkin & fuckin done at the lake. While a boy is sitting home waiting for your Snapchat reply.

"You were too busy participating in lake culture to snap me back"

by Lake Culture Professional August 2, 2025

Walled Lake Central

Basically a hell hole of a school in Oakland County MI. Like everyone else said, there’s a bunch of 304’s everywhere in haram clothes and people vaping. Degeneracy in a lot of places, even sex before marriage, which is also haram.

Bro, I swear anywhere in Walled Lake Central High, there’s bad everywhere.

by Random_rambo July 27, 2023

Lake Mead

To murder someone

They Lake Meaded Big Tony after the incident with the caterpillars.

by The Jasmine May 21, 2025