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Wood lake

A massive puddle of precum and cum, often spreading to cover an entire floor, beneath a sling or slings in which a series of men have been suspended and repeatedly brought to orgasm over a period of days. Orgasms may result from anal penetration, prostate stimulation, fellatio, frotting, masturbation, or any other means.

Also, a large puddle of precum and cum from a big cummer having a series of wet dreams while sleeping naked on a tile floor.
My friend has a wood lake in his basement. He has 3 slings down there, and last weekend 1,372 guys spend about 5 minutes each in a sling and ejaculated onto the floor.

Her boyfriend was a heavy cummer and left a wood lake after she refused him sex, made him sleep on the floor, and he had a lot of wet dreams.
by Velvet Tongue December 29, 2025
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Lake Mead

They Lake Meaded Big Tony after the incident with the caterpillars.
by The Jasmine May 21, 2025
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Beltsville lake

A cool lake that the manhattens are jealous of sp they drive 200 miles to throw garbage in it. No one wants to know why.
Beltsville lake
by Ok ew April 12, 2024
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Smoke lake

When a rooster takes a hit of a vape out of an asian girls vagina
'I just did a Smoke Lake with that bird in year 12'
by smokeylake April 30, 2024
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Lake Zurich High School

Always finds a way to out-retard the retard
Kid 1: Man, last night at prom, they didn’t put out enough seats AND they screwed up the assigned buses
Kid 2: Man, Lake Zurich High School really knows how to out retard the retard
by Darth_Hedgie May 12, 2024
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avon lake steamer

When your very expensive French Bulldog takes a hot dump directly on your Roomba.
God damnit Kevin! Again with the Avon Lake Steamer??
by rjc1988 March 7, 2024
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silver lake college

A now defunct Franciscan, 4 years liberal arts college that had once been known for its education and music programs. The school officially closed in 2020, citing the pandemic and financial challenges. These challenges included depreciating assets, falling enrollment, rising costs and excesses amongst the c-suite.

The troubles likely began around 2011, when where was a push to change an introverted student body into an extroverted one. This led to a lot of drama, where favoritism deprived many victims of abuse and harassment the help they needed while allowing rumors and accusations against others to go unquestioned. Issues of racial inequality also began to shine forth as the dorms, which were built around the 2009 class year, were predominantly African American, only for those students to have almost no representation in the graduations that took place during the school's final years. Students had called out the recruiting practices as being predatory, but the admins did not react until a former Dean used the situation to form the premise of her thesis, resulting in her removal around 2015/16.

Demolition of the main building and dorms began in 2022 after the Green Bay Diocese of the Catholic Church rejected a proposal to repurpose the school as an area wide, k-12 school. The diocese opted to build a new school, instead. Also around this time, the school's former president filed suit against the Franciscan Sisters alleging contract violations. This suit was dismissed.
My sister attended Silver Lake College for a bachelor's in education back in 2011.
by penguin10916 March 11, 2024
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