the fattest feline in the known world, comparable in weight to approximately 4.6 tyranitars and often creates craters when it has enough energy to actually get off its fat ass and move around.
WARNING: this monstrosity has the ability to swallow baby elephants whole, do not, under any circumstances, feed or go near this thing, chances are it will sit on you and crust you.
WARNING: this monstrosity has the ability to swallow baby elephants whole, do not, under any circumstances, feed or go near this thing, chances are it will sit on you and crust you.
Guy #1: what is the one thing you hate most in the world?
Every person on planet earth: KITTY TOM!!!!
Every person on planet earth: KITTY TOM!!!!
by matthsc May 14, 2011
Pasta kitties is a group of people created by a person named Jess she created this group as a joke wich then had a war with Twinkie dogs and then that war stopped pasta kitties are actually cats with pasta hair meatball ears and pasta tails
by Amaya_swirl22 February 15, 2020
by Pink Scarf Lady January 18, 2021
by the food ho August 11, 2012
1) condition caused by attempting to remove one's pubic hair using a chemical epilating agent such as Nair, etc. The resulting follicular inflammation and rash of one's nethers resembles that of a dog with scabies.
2) a promiscuous woman not particularly known for her hygiene.
2) a promiscuous woman not particularly known for her hygiene.
1) I tried to clean up my downstairs for my big date, but I ended up getting serious mange kitty.
2) Dude, I know that girl, you don't wanna fool around with that mange kitty.
2) Dude, I know that girl, you don't wanna fool around with that mange kitty.
by Damagedeposit March 05, 2022