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January 22

if you were born on this day your crush has to get you a present.๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ’
On January 22 your crush will get you a gift.
by hannahmontana01 December 19, 2020
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January 39

This date does not exist, is you were born on this date you do not exist. YOUR LIFE IS A LIE!
Person 1: Yo I was born on January 39
Person 2: you do not exist you dirty demon

Person 1: ah
by AWeirdUmbrella January 5, 2021
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January 9

National send foot pic day
The day you send someone foot pics for no reason
Steve: Hey John it's January 9th
John: So
Steve: Its the day you send someone random foot pics
by Bluefox15 January 7, 2022
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January 4

This day Is a holy day. It is know that on this day we celebrate National Grape Day. This message was brought to you by Pakistan
by SavorOFpakistan October 1, 2020
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January 22

Tell ur crush you like them day. <3
Lila: Iโ€™m gonna tell my crush I like him.
Jayda: why?
Lila: cause itโ€™s January 22nd
by Bitchimgay.๐Ÿ˜ฏ September 15, 2021
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January 19

if your were born in January 19 you are the SMARTEST person walking the planet rn everyone else is dipshit
Omg look its that girl that was born on January 19! She's going to be our valedictorian this year!
by iiqquayy December 2, 2021
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January 1st

Fuck Your gf/bf as hard and fast as you want
โ€œits january 1st im gonna fuck you so god damn hard today ๐Ÿ˜‰โ€ x
by MitsubishiV8 January 1, 2022
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