January 22

if you were born on this day your crush has to get you a present.🎁💝

On January 22 your crush will get you a gift.

by hannahmontana01 December 19, 2020

January 39

This date does not exist, is you were born on this date you do not exist. YOUR LIFE IS A LIE!

Person 1: Yo I was born on January 39
Person 2: you do not exist you dirty demon

Person 1: ah

by AWeirdUmbrella January 5, 2021

January 9

National send foot pic day
The day you send someone foot pics for no reason

Steve: Hey John it's January 9th
John: So
Steve: Its the day you send someone random foot pics

by Bluefox15 January 7, 2022

January 4

This day Is a holy day. It is know that on this day we celebrate National Grape Day. This message was brought to you by Pakistan

What is January 4
National grape day

by SavorOFpakistan October 1, 2020

January 22

Tell ur crush you like them day. <3

Lila: I’m gonna tell my crush I like him.
Jayda: why?
Lila: cause it’s January 22nd

by Bitchimgay.😯 September 15, 2021

January 19

if your were born in January 19 you are the SMARTEST person walking the planet rn everyone else is dipshit

Omg look its that girl that was born on January 19! She's going to be our valedictorian this year!

by iiqquayy December 2, 2021

January 1st

Fuck Your gf/bf as hard and fast as you want

“its january 1st im gonna fuck you so god damn hard today 😉” x

by MitsubishiV8 January 1, 2022