Italian nap

When you go to the local Italian joint in your area, then suddenly you realize you're covered in olive oil from the bread dipping. You then decide to go home and set up the slip and slide in bed and take her to poundtown, and then drizzle tiramisu all over her belly.

We hit up the best spot in town for some Lasagna. And then we rushed home to take an Italian nap.

Italian nap by Importeater84ny November 13, 2025

Italian lugnut

Before a male finishes inside the woman, the woman screws a lug nut on the his shaft not allowing him to cum. This leads to his dick exploding

(White male)Justin just got a Italian lugnut

Italian lugnut by Mrsimpork November 26, 2025

Italian Slice Job

When a man or woman, takes a slice of pizza and "applies" it on his penis( or her vagina), then recieved a flavorful blowjob by a consenting person.
This sex move can only be completed once the man or woman finishes and shouts out "mama mia!"

To spice up our sex life, my sex coach recommended the "Italian Slice Job". She said it helped having my dick taste like her favorite food, it really improved this element of our sex life!

Italian Slice Job by Delwin penner December 4, 2025

Italian litterbox

while in the act is coitus, a man ejaculates into his pectus excavating, forming a pool, and the women, dressed as a cat, begins to lap up the semen like a cat while purring aggressively and scratching at the man's face.

Hey Dom you have a sunken chest right? We should do an Italian litterbox.

Italian litterbox by Fragrance Fag January 15, 2026

Italian Breathalyzer

The act of hitting a vape that is held between someone’s ass cheeks while they fart at the same time

Bro last night was a movie. The stripper let me hit an Italian Breathalyzer.

Italian Breathalyzer by erb519 January 21, 2026

Rusty Italian 

A term used to describe a female who's vagina is so raunchy it "rusts"

"Dude- She's such a Rusty Italian, nobody goes down on her."

Rusty Italian by Dewayne January 17, 2013

The Italian Birthday 

When you go to an upscale restaurant in a major city with a strict dress code (the kind of place that lends out a jacket to the sap that forgot his at home) without a jacket, a ridiculously colored pair of pants, and an obnoxious bow tie or better yet in shorts, flip flops and no tie, either way with your sleeves rolled up. You then manage somehow to be seated against the establishment's policies. Shortly thereafter you are sung happy birthday in Italian by a portly employee. For additional fun, go to the bathroom all the way across the restaurant in your shorts, thereby giving everyone a second look at your audacity.

Guy 1: She didn't tell me the place would be so fancy. I was insanely underdressed.
Guy 2: So, what'd you do?
Guy 1: What any man would do. I went in there, met her dad and brother, and pulled The Italian Birthday.
Guy 2: How'd that turn out?
Guy 1: Oh they hate me, but it was funny as hell.

The Italian Birthday by R-Dizawg July 20, 2013