keemstar moment

do something bad then act like you didnt do it

person 1: bro why you shoot that baby!
person 2 : are you being racist man is this because im white.
person 1: you are being such a keemstar moment dude.

by chucken nugites October 26, 2020

Cooper Moment

When you tell a group of people you could totally do something you definetly could not do. Often refering to beating somebody in a competition, or a fight.

Person 1: Ben told me he could easily beat you in basketball
Person 2: Nah i beat him every day easily true Cooper moment

by cooper moment May 3, 2021

Josh Moment

Originated in Cardiff, this term describes the moment in a group conversation when someone attempts to be funny, but fails very miserably, resulting in a long pause followed by the announcement "Josh Moment" by another group member. Named after a particularly prone individual, though it should be noted that ANYONE can have a Josh Moment. The victim usually gets incredibly offended and often tries to avoid the inevitable announcment by continuing to crack "unfunny's", but only making themselves look more and more like a prat.

Jake: Haha! Yeh and then I said "WHAT'S A COW DOING IN THERE"?
Group: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Matt: Sounds a bit like what happened to you on Tuesday!
Group: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Josh: Yeh, it's like Old McDonald but ruder!
Group: ......................................
Jake: Josh Moment.

by J to the onesy January 2, 2009

youtube moment

The moment preceeding an event that, recorded or not, would end up on youtube and serve as a hilarious warning to others, likely to cause severe injury and/or humiliation to ones self and/or others.

Right before attempting to ride my bike down a steep hill to break the world land speed record on a bike. I remembered seeing the last brutal attempt on youtube, and realized I myself was in a youtube moment and opted instead to ride to the bus, saving myself from the potential severe injuries and humiliation seen round the world on youtube.

by baronvonfritz August 20, 2010

Madrid Moment

When you say something and you get ignored. Only 2 people are needed for a Madrid Moment to take place.

Paul: Hey Marcus look at what Michael did to my arm(Gets ignored)Hey Jerry look at what Michael did to my arm(Keeps getting ignored).
Jerry:Hey Paul you just had a Madrid Moment.

by G.I. October 20, 2007

mcewans moment

A sudden case of diarrhoea, caused by over-ingestion of the popular Scottish beer.

'I've been on the throne all day, having a McEwan's Moment. That's what seven pints of it does for you'

by The Moai March 16, 2005

drac moment

When you post something insanely stupid, unintelligent, ignorant, brainless, foolish, dense, moronic, idiotic and everyone laughs at you. Usually accompanied by doing damage control and doubling down.

did you see how he couldn't read nutrition facts labels properly? that was a certified drac moment!

by average anna seto enjoyer February 22, 2021