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homo fapper

The latest link in the devolution chain, is kinda like homo faber but instead of making (faber = maker in Latin) is fapping. Usually it is found living in a type of matriarchal social commune called kibbutz. It also lives hidden in urban areas mostly governed by socialists and it names itself woke, marxist, cultural-marxist, antifa, SJW etc. It's very dysgenic genotype also marks it's phenotype appearing ugly, skinny with a very grotesque hooked nose, sometimes surgically altered for mimicry.
The Greatest Scientific Discoveries of the newest century are presented each year at the Museum of Natural Science. Year 2024.
Professor Chad Thundercok takes to the stage while the public applauds incessantly. He raises an Aryan hand beckoning total silence, then starts:

- I am here today to unveil to you the latest anthropologic discovery. Thanks to the advancements of OnlyFans reverse video transcriptase we managed to record the elusive beta soyman that consooms the OnlyFans material. He is some sort of homo erectus, although only a minuscule part of him is erect. Very seldom.
- Behold: the Homo Fapper !
- I must warn you: never enter upon its habitat, nor interrupt his fapping activity for you will be in peril of being covered with spontaneous and hazardous goo emissions. They transmit monkey pox, syphilis, AIDS all kinds of homo illnesses. Also, watch this coomer at your own risk, as no amount of cute cat videos will eye bleach your vision.
The watching audience:

- EEWWWW ! While some were asking:
- Why does he have a hooked nose?

Professor Chad Thudercok:
- It's schnozzle it is a clear genetic sign of retardness and inbreeding. Luckily it's also a way to recognize them when they hide amongst ourselves in society, and hopefully one day we will find a solution to cure them. A final one.
by xythras September 24, 2024
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homo hype

Taking advantage of fan girls by mentioning gay in a title or thumbnail. Monopolizing on the gay community for click bait
There's so much homo hype on YouTube, straight boys be saying "Am I gay?" in their titles
by KomasabaK September 26, 2017
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homo screenus

a new species of human, characterized by constant and extensive screen time, evolved rapidly in 21st century
Ironic thst I have to use a screen to define homo screenus
by Jdubs281 January 14, 2023
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Homo Hamas

Homo Hamas is the cosuin of Homo Garca. He has some of the most explosiv boom boom in his garden. So watch out.
"Homo Hamas is the cousin of Homo Garca"
"I want to have sex with you, Homo Hamas"
by hamasgarca January 12, 2024
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Raging Homo

When someone preferably two boys are engaged in intercourse and they like it a lot. Aj Carter and Rylee are names that fit in the Raging homo.
Hey I heard that Aj and Carter are some Raging Homos.
by Real definitions.net5694 November 8, 2019
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homo

ur mums such a homo
by glizzy_gulper August 15, 2022
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HOMO

We are the HOMO population of America and we are tired of what Europe is doing to our country
by Ahma Homoyhal March 2, 2023
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