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Definitions by David.issa.finna

Wad-snogger 

A "Wad-snogger" is a Nerd/Dork with an Alpha-Type Attitude.

A "Wad-snogger" can also be a derogatory term to describe a "Sissy Bitch." (Only in certain cases can the Word be appropriate.)
James is such a Wad-snogger. His inability to get girls will forever haunt him.

Jessica: Hey, did you hear?
Alice: no...
Jessica: Danny is a "Wad-snogger"
Alice: wtf
Wad-snogger by David.issa.finna December 1, 2019

Cooliosclerosis 

Something that is so cool it literally becomes a disease.
Jackson: I have a sweet pair of Air Jordans...
Raymond: Are you fucking joking me right now?!

Jackson: No. Seriously I do
Raymond: Oh My God! You do! That's "cooliosclerosis."

Aha Ooooooh 

Something to scream if it's awkward. :)
(alone in your room) aha ooooooh
(in Walmart) aha ooooooh
(next to your grandparents) aha ooooooooooooooooh *extra "ooooooh" for extra love <3

chapplemon 

Can i drink some of that chapplemon?
chapplemon by David.issa.finna July 17, 2018

Homosciuridae 

Pronounced: "ho-mo-skii-er-day"

Homosciuridae: (noun)- "a person who is attracted to squirrels."
Jamie: He looks cute. omg

Lindsey: ikr but guess what?
Jamie: what?
Lindsey: He's one of those "Homosciuridae."
Jamie: No way!
Lindsey: Yeah, He likes all things squirrel-related.
Jamie: Lol that's cool

Really Erv 

Used after a person says something stupid and retarded.
Gary: Hey, everyone! I sniff my poop after i am done using the bathroom.
Fred: wtf (whispers under breath) "Really Erv"