Hammer

Hammer /ˈhamər/ A portable, manually operated, optically guided, inertial impact delivery device

I used a hammer to drive the nail into the piece of wood.

Crap! I dropped my shingling hammer off the roof and it landed on my mother-in-law's head.

by Daniel H. B. June 24, 2019

Thor's Hammer

When you take a shit on the lid of a toilet so no one can lift the lid without either cleaning it or making a mess. Only someone worthy will clean it up.

She was being a bitch so I gave her a Thor's Hammer and left. Now when she goes to use the toilet she'll have to be worthy to lift the lid.

by Rmistiff July 10, 2019

Hammer bump

When a guy puts coke one the end of his dick in a little pile and his bro snorts it off.

Hey bro, How bout a hammer bump for the road?

by TallMammaJamma July 20, 2019

Hammer

This is not a drill

I repeat, this is not a drill (it’s a hammer)

by Kierancraft December 2, 2019

The Phammer Hammer

A hammer that can blast holes in the universe and it is used by the all powerful Donny Pham

Oh no watch out for the phammer hammer

by CryoDead December 3, 2019

hammer

an extremely large penis

Wow he’s got a fat hammer!!

by hammer man May 11, 2019

Hammer & Hatchet

A term used when regarding to both primary and secondary firearms.
Hammer being the Primary & Hatchet being the Secondary (or sidearm), or vice versa.

(Created by Interferon Alpha 2a)

My Hammer & Hatchet is that of an AR 15 & Glock 17.

by InterferonAlpha2a May 24, 2019