quantum-rhetorical homo

The stage in a relationship between two (or more) bros that surpasses the 'no homo' boundary; the highest mutually shared honor between bros. Achieving this level of camaraderie can be very difficult, as all included parties should come to an agreement on their post-no homo status and mutually adopt the quantum-rhetorical homo status.
John: If I were gay I'd suck Steve's dick.
Steve: I appreciate it bro.
Bystander: Sounds like you've hit quantum-rhetorical homo.
by kolahh March 03, 2018
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What I call people who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter) is a homo-sapien (human) addicted to abscesses.
by Abreathofaversaillian January 21, 2025
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No-Homo November

No-Homo November is similar to Pride Month, you can be gay all you want all month without being classified as gay
Friend 1: Hey, I just had sex with Friend 3.
Friend 2: Doesn't that mean you're gay?
Friend 1: Nah, we had sex in No-Homo November.
by WHC. June 30, 2024
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[Absolute homo]

1) Someone who is totally gay without question.
Did you see that hair dresser, now he's anabsolute home
If your a guy and enjoy staring at other guys while they workout, then you're an absolute homo
by The Robin December 02, 2009
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homo-phobia

**Not to be confused with homophobia, the act of oppressive acts against gay or LGBT people**

The phobia that many straight, conservative people in 'the deep south' possess where they are scared of gay and or LGBT people.
Person 1: I have homo-phobia!

Person 2 : imagine being scared of gay people lmfao
by 1000% real jo bidn October 24, 2022
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homo-spies

What I call homo-spys who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: homo-spies
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 02, 2025
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Homo Fog

A slang term for when someone's homosexuality is believed to mess with their ability to think clearly or make good decisions.
Dude was so caught up in his homo fog, he forgot to pay the bar tab!
by Awjr May 21, 2025
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