Mexican business hours

A business that stops helping customers before the posted hours of operation

Unable to order food at 9:20 because the business closes at 10:00 this business uses Mexican business hours

by bendecker January 12, 2023

weird hour

1 am

That time of the night when all the freaks come out

“Wanna go to cook out?”

“Fuck no, it’s weird hour”

by UwUowoUwU July 1, 2023

Straggler Hour

The short period of time after the bars close (2am ~ 2:30am) and all the stragglers (“nasty’s” ranging from 7.0 and below) migrate and corral outside the bars.

During this short window of time, the “downbad” males shoot their last shot in hopes of taking one of these “nastys” home after a long night on the hunt…

Big Mike: “Yo Larry, it’s almost 2… hurry let’s go outside we gotta hit straggler hour - it’s our only hope!!!”
Larry: “Yea let’s go, fat chick in the blue is mine though alright!”

by Eric Emma Williams July 10, 2023

24 hours

Shit, I could end it in 24 hours too! How long does it take to fly to Russia? 19.5 hours? Easy.

Hym "You want to know how to end the war in 24 hours? You fly down to Russia. You set up a meeting with Putin and you tell him 'You're right. They shouldn't have tried to join Nato. They violated the agreement. They knew what the consequences would be and they called your buff anyway and now they are paying the price of their own stupidity. But enough is enough. You'll get your pound of flesh. This idiot ISN'T GOING TO JOIN NATO. No more Russian blood needs to be spilled. You're right. You win.' And obviously you don't let the idiots hear you and lie about what you said. And then it's over. Peace talks are scheduled."

by Hym Iam July 14, 2023

poway hours

when everything in poway closes at 7, with the only 2 places open past then being taco shops

i was going to go get something from michaels at 8 but these poway hours are so ass. everything is closed and the streets are dead

by 1nhumane July 16, 2023

dizzy hour

The act of getting buzzed by consuming alcohol before dinnertime. Usually performed up to 60 minutes prior to meal.

Hey Jibbs, it's dizzy hour!

by LigonierFacts July 17, 2023

Drag queen story hour

The drag queens aren't fucking the kids though. The teachers are. Are you going to ban "Hot teachers?" No? Then shut the fuck up about the drag queens!

Hym "The funny thing about drag queen story hour is that NONE of the drag queens are fucking the kids... BUT... SOME of the teachers ARE fucking the students. And you're not trying to ban the FUCKING BADDIES with fat knockers are ya, shit-head? Ha! And dudes can't be hot, so, you're teenage daughter just isn't going to want to fuck any of them... Right?"

by Hym Iam July 30, 2023