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big gooey asshole

when you give someone a big gooey asshole usually involving sperm or candy
I gave Cindy a big gooey asshole when I got tired of the debo j-bonze.
by Titillywinks May 13, 2005
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Goofball

Injecting cocaine intraveniously
He was goofballing that night, which explained his talkative behavior and the injection marks on his arms.
by ask123 March 3, 2008
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goof monster

"Goof monster" is a term set aside for only the lonleyest, dumbest, most annoying, most retarded person you can think of. Everyone has their own "goof monster" in their life. It could be your boss. It could be your cousin. It could be your great aunt Hilda. It doesn't matter. There's ALWAYS one there. You can easily identify a "goof monster" in a group of people, because they will be the one alone, away from the group of people. If you find yourself in a situation where you might consider yourself a "goof monster", please, do everyone a favor, and go die, because NOBODY likes "goof monsters." The term "goof monster" does NOT describe someone who is goofy, but someone who is simply retarded. This world is crawling with "goof monsters", so watch out!
Oh my god, you goof monster!!! Get away from me, you don't have any friends for a reason!
by marylovesmusic21 December 9, 2008
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goobycrisp

a goobycrisp mashmellow, gooey on the inside and crispy on the outside
by Leyna January 13, 2008
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goofballed

adverb or noun or adj:

noun. A state of existence, a mental place that can only be obtained by people who are really, really trying to hit it hard this time 'round. Perhaps, just perhaps, this euphoria might percolate in at the expense of a few brain cells (wont miss em) and a few cillia (whiskey). This transcendance is very often closeley preceeded by an overwhelming urge to cough, or maybe a full blown cough-attack.

ex: "Riley, is obviously, goofballed."

Adj. Something expressed, by obvious manoeuver, or perhaps via lack-thereof, that indicates (rather faultlessly) that the person, place or thing being described, has attained a goofballed state of mind.

ex: "hey Braaaahh, you must be mighty happy abt something....You have this glowing totally goofballed look on your face! Oh....Well, wait.....are you OK, bro?"

adv; goofballedly :to be expressing the signs of being goofballed, while engauged in an activity.
ex.
D.Wayne :" ..Dude, Roy, You just said that so goofballedly.
Roy: "..What?...Oh Wooohhh sorry, I've just been on a whole nother planet for the last 30 minutes! Did I really just say something?"
by Harry Potter IV August 25, 2007
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gooey johanson

the name one adopts after inserting his hand into a girl and removing it covered in blood.
by mysterymendham October 25, 2010
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Goof

Silva is a goof
by Tfjgd January 17, 2018
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