Gold van

When the kidnappers have kidnapped enough kids to unlock the gold skin.

Person 1: I saw a gold van yesterday
Person 2: They must be experienced ones then

by Tom28281 May 2, 2023

Gold-Star Bisexual

A bi person (with both homo & hetero attraction) who has only been sexually intimate with members of the opposite sex if those partners have been sexually intimate with people of their same gender, i.e. A bisexual who has only been with other card-carrying bisexuals.

e.g. a bisexual man who's only female partners have had lesbian relationships, or a bisexual woman who has never had sex with any men who lack any MLM (gay) sexual experience.

I'm not one of those bi girls who lets men have a lower standard—it's much easier to be with other women and anyone who says otherwise is sus as hell. Damn right I'm a gold-star bisexual, and I never will be with any man who's never himself been with another man before, but if you like straight dudes that's good for you lmao

by Akrysta May 2, 2023

Alabama Gold Rush

When a non blonde has blond pubes, you have to pluck them out with your teeth.

Stacy has brown hair, don’t let that fool you, had to preform the Alabama Gold Rush to get rid of the blond pubes.

by Bobguyawesome December 1, 2022

gold audio

as to and relating to using gold in wires electronic transmission.

"damn, that sound's hella good."

"I know. they only use pure gold wires."
"wow that sounds amazing"
"gold audio."

by megabankbeastguap December 27, 2022

gold pie

when you piss inside of someone

hey baby want a gold pie

by toxic 21343 January 6, 2023

gold freaker

when you just learned minecraft steve can hold 171 chests inside each other
and in every layer there are a stack of gold blocks and you lol so hard that your penis ejaculates off of your body and hits your eye and next the penis returns holding your wife and drops it off and then the penijoker is released and you go on campus and after you return you trip on a airplane who the owner is minecraft steve and he kills you

Person 1:Did you know that minecraft steve can hold 171 chests inside each other
and in every layer there are a stack of gold blocks?
Person 2; N-
Person 3; I AM THE MOTHERFUCKING BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Person 1; Person 3 is a gold freaker.
Person 3; uh oh, stinky!
*Person 3 dies*

by medangerousmuginmyammarsky January 9, 2023

Royal Iris Gold

Thee One and Only Gorgeous Gorgeous cosmic galactic Venusian Ethereal Goddess she is a shining star in any room She can light up every room she walks she strikes as supernal stunning, God tier Gorgeous, striking Superior super star She is the ultimate biggest super star in this whole universe

Person : Look at how incredibly Mesmeric she is

Royal Iris Gold just existing exuding an expensive aura

by Mercury expert January 11, 2023