Glass Cadet

A wearer of reality-augmentation eye-wear. Notable for sudden periods of flat affect due to attention-splitting disorder, where incoming text/email/tweet causes subject to enter a variable-length period of quiescence, as focus is redirected temporarily to the zone of augmentation.

The quantity of aug-interrupts to geo-proximal humanic social engagement is theorized to have an strong negative correlation with the wearer's future interpersonal relationship prospects.

"I was talkin to dude, and he just went glass cadet on me. What a Glasshole!"

by xanderbelly February 28, 2013

face not glass

When a situation is not good or a person might be cased up in a type of way

“Bro my ex is at the party face not glass”

Or

Girl: can you take me home

Guy: face not glass
Girl:why

Guy: everyone will see

by Urban out break January 25, 2020

The Glass Hamster

The Glass Hamster was a Youtuber Between the years 2014-2019. The Youtube channel never got popular. The Youtube Channel had a small but loyal fanbase.

The Channel later became part of a media organization.

Who remembers the glass hamster, that was a lame YouTube Channel.

by WednesdayBoii May 20, 2019

Phillipino glass jungle flute

Philipino glass jungle flute

Herb brought over the ol one two 420.calibre phillipino glass jungle flute for a praccy sesh

by Dracula's sackpipe January 9, 2024

Virginia shot glass

A Virginia shot glass is where u put a shot of alcohol most often whiskey into a womens vagina then proceed to drink the juice out of the vagina.

Dude last night i gave my girlfriend a Virginia shot glass and it tasted great.

by doom sargeant March 1, 2011

Glasses

Apparently, Kimberly Acosta (the other half of Kimberdek and the other half of Derek's heart) thinks Derek Lucio (her husband/boyfriend in dating) is cute when he wears his glasses. So, the code name for him is "Glasses".

OOOOHHHHH, KIMBERLY, GLASSES IS WEARING HIS GLASSES!!!!!

Kimberly: look, derek looks so cute right now! He should wear his glasses all the time!!
Me: ugh

by eirdua-eiram sllim :DDD March 15, 2022

glass hobby

Glass hobby means to drive a car through the plate glass windows in the front of a store. It is a British expression.

I am going to glass hobby the 7-11.

by Caleb Buck November 15, 2004