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Garden Gnoming

The insertion of anything or anyone (other than a butt plug, anal beads, or dildo) into one's anus for torture, fun, or sexual pleasure. (Related to the Mexican Lawn Mower)
If you keep fucking with me, I am going to Garden Gnome you with my cousin Jimmy. I would love to Garden Gnome with you, Lisa, but only if I get to be the Garden Gnome. Carrie, have you been Garden Gnomed by Larry before? Bobby want to go Garden Gnoming with me after school?
by LosPollos the Gnome October 14, 2025
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Garcia

You're looking very garcia today
by Femboyz fr November 2, 2025
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the garden gnomes

a fictitious band in rock band 2 named after two teenage girls on late one night while playing said game.
the two "band" members are named Gnelle and Gnette and wear matching hairstyles, pants (in varying colors), and top hats.
no one knows about it except said teenage girls, and they are constantly making a joke of it.
"Oh, that make-up style is totally something The Garden Gnomes would put on."
"I hear that, Gnette out."
by sydney_elise February 15, 2009
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Sweaty Garden

the fuzzy patch of skin that lies between the skinbag and your arse hole
i shaved my sweaty garden last night. it was a messy process, i have had explosive diarrhea all day and some chocolate sprinkles got stuck in my razor
by bassplayer2493 November 4, 2009
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Junior Garcia

A huge cockosaurus rex. Also refered to as sausage. Is overly attractive and can evolve into a wolf. Lives in a pack with crazy people, but runs away often. Can lift more weight than anyone on the planet and has true romance.
I wish I were Junior Garcia.
A Junior Garcia pwns everyone.
by taranovaextream July 9, 2010
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Dakota Garden

The area of an albino's body that is protected from the sun by pubic or other body hair.
When Aloysius went out in the summer for the first time, he turned beet red everywhere except for his Dakota Garden.
by Show Me A Chicken August 18, 2010
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Campfield Gardens

A neighborhood in Pikesville in Baltimore County, Maryland. It's in 21207, not 21208 or 21209, giving many an excuse to say "That's NOT Pikesville." Literally the wrong side of the tracks. The census says it is part of Lochearn, but the real Lochearn didn't allow Jews to buy houses when it was built.

Campfield Gardens was one of the few mixed Jewish-Christian suburbs in Baltimore County. It became more Jewish and more working class after it was built in the 1950s, then mostly African-American in the 1970s.

People who didn't live in other parts of Pikesville thought it was a great neighborhood. If you tell someone now you are from there, and you lived there before 1975, they will say "Oh, when it was nice. " That is a not-so-thinly-veiled racist reference.

If you know Malvina Reynold's song about houses made of ticky-tacky,that's Campfield Gardens.
Campfield Gardens? Isn't that Lochearn? You live in Campfield Gardens? That's why your shoes are Thom McAn, not real Bass Weejuns.
by teacher's kid January 15, 2011
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