San Francisco Fedora

When you take a crap on someone's head.

Not even the potential payout would force me to admit I let an old man give me a San Francisco Fedora while I suck and fuck multiple guys.

by VinceMcMahonshitonmyhead January 28, 2024

San Francisco fedora

The act of defacating on a persons head during a sexual encounter so that it drapes across the forehead in the fashion of a small brimmed hat.

Can you believe Vince gave that chick a San Francisco fedora during the threesome?

by Phitsoc Cooper January 31, 2024

San Francisco

A lawless dystopia full of drug taking zombies living in tents on needle-littered streets. Setting up a shop here is impossible since it will be frequently robbed in broad daylight. If someone squats in your home, you are legally banned from evicting them, as doing so could be racist or even misogynistic.

The mayor of San Francisco, Libby McDem, does nothing to solve the city’s problems

by Frederick Yeo November 16, 2023

taylor francis

The hardest cunt in the 6280 on God

Taylor francis beat the fuck out of pho cristo and broke his hand

by The king of all mingers November 16, 2023

caleb francis

someone who eats a lot of food. beware if food is unsupervised in the area of a caleb francis then expect to never see it again.

typically, a caleb francis eats 4x the amount of a regular human. you can buy one from 4 camborne close. if you do end up buying a caleb francis, make sure to remind it to shower, as they usually forget.

no way, caleb francis is eating food again

by super straight man 2 November 22, 2023

Pope Francis

Wait... DID HE JUST CALL THAT LITTLE GIRL RETARDED!?

Hym "Waitwaitwaitwaitwait! Pope Francis was giving a speech and some little girl ran up to him and started touching his mic and THIS MOTHERFUCKER straight up accused her of having special needs!!! He said 'She has an illness' and the video is titled 'Pope Francis responds to girl with special needs!' WHAT!? WHAT!? CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE THAT SHIT!? IS THAT TRUE!? She walks right up to him... Grabs his mic... Gets in the Homelander stance... And stares him right in the face! HA! HAHAHAHAHA! THAT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS! I FUCKING LOVE THIS KID! HAHA! FIND THAT GIRL! FIND HER AND GIVE HER 1 MILLION DOLLARS! HAHAHAHAHA! THAT'S PRICELESS! Find out whether or not she has special needs. He used the word 'illness' so he could back-pedal if he needs to later and say 'Well, um, it's a SPIRITUAL ILLNESS! That's what I REALLY meant!' Pfffft! God! Bwahahaha! I love it! I love it! That's my favorite thing today! Oh man! Perfect! That is the best thing that has ever happened!"

by Hym Iam November 23, 2023

san francisco catfish

Very large and hairy male anus.

All you're going to catch with that chode is a San Francisco catfish.

by A'Louriean February 27, 2024