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Donut of failure

1.) A very depressing donut.

2.) A sad person who fails a lot
Example 1:
Chloe: Ewww that donut makes me sad
Sarah: It tasted like a glazed bagel
Chloe: It's a donut of failure

Example 2:
Mikey is such a donut of failure.
by DonutOfFailure November 3, 2023
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Donut

No not the delicious food. No this means your unloyal and fake including fake! Also someone that likes you but won't meet up with you but meet up with your friend when you've been talking to them longer!
Maryam is a Donut
by Zigzag Brandon October 19, 2019
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Protein Donut

Your lovers balloon knot after cream pieing it.

Variations - Glazed Protein Donut: Your lovers bunghole after leaving liquid children all over it.

Chocolate Protein Donut: A Protein Donut that hasn’t had an enema recently, thus leaking pulverized shit after.
“As soon as I came inside his rusty bullet hole, I couldn’t wait to eat his protein donut.”
by 8c’s September 27, 2021
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Donut

(donutted, donut)The act of punching a whole through one’s chest, leaving an open hole and making the person resemble a donut. Commonly used as the joke in the JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure community.
Looks like he just died from a donut.
by Lucariark November 23, 2019
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donut date

Getting rimmed soon after pooping so that the anus takes on the appearance of a chocolate donut.
Chris and Yamin are gonna have a donut date
by Dammit Lee! December 6, 2017
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donut waddle

Describes the walk of a police officer that has had too many donuts
Referencing the poloce officer going in Walmart. "Looks like he has had too many donuts. Look at his donut waddle."
by anonymous March 19, 2025
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donut faced Bitch

That donut faced bitch was looking at me
by Boatonredd218 February 12, 2017
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