by Balls in ur jaw October 27, 2021
Get the Fat dongmug. 
A mammoth sized penis. It'll usually land you a job in porn or be the cause of equally sized child support bills.
P1: "Hey Jim, I just came out of the locker room. Tyrone's got a huge dong! I'm jealous!"
P2: "Yea I heard he slings it around his neck like a scarf during the winter! His girlfriend Laquisha is always walking around with a limp!"
P2: "Yea I heard he slings it around his neck like a scarf during the winter! His girlfriend Laquisha is always walking around with a limp!"
by wordwanker September 17, 2018
Get the dongmug. 
An action similar to ding dong ditching, instead of ditching you proceed to have an orgy with your partner(s) by the door.
by Joe The Eskimo May 29, 2016
Get the Ding Dong Thumpingmug. 1. (vulgar) the penis.
2. A currency used in Vietnam. The current exchange rate for a Dong is 22,540 dong for one dollar.
2. A currency used in Vietnam. The current exchange rate for a Dong is 22,540 dong for one dollar.
1. My dong is a 7 incher.
2. The dong is a currency used in Vietnam. It costs 22,540 dong to get one dollar!
2. The dong is a currency used in Vietnam. It costs 22,540 dong to get one dollar!
by Orexio November 22, 2016
Get the Dongmug.