Sexiest Dominic’s got haters on haters on haters so his life is hard cause that how hard the haters hate him but he’s still the sexiest and all the bad bitches want to fuck Dominic
by Bdsm handbook June 16, 2024
Get the Dominicmug. A man with a insanely small penis so small it lacks to create sperm with unstoppable amounts of penis hair
Your small penis hair could make a blanket for every homeless person on the planet you have a Dominic seese
by Pickle juice all on me887 March 6, 2017
Get the dominic seesemug. The infamous, elderly, devious man that lurks within the bus stations in Leicester City Center, heart filled with malice.
Rarely seen outside of the Haymarket Bust Station, though once spotted noncing about in Maccies, this awful monster is able to be recognised due to his trademark Tesco plastic bag filled with blood-soaked darts. Though he is typically peaceful, you would never want to aggro such a man for he is known to piss in bins and throw darts drunkenly.
If ever you see this man, steer clear; and if you want to confirm it really is him, try to snap a pic with your mobile phone - for he has the mythical power of not being able to be captured on photographs. And remember, unless you want a swift dart to the chest, don't eye him up for more than 5 seconds - for your gaze is a sign of aggression to this lustful creature.
Rarely seen outside of the Haymarket Bust Station, though once spotted noncing about in Maccies, this awful monster is able to be recognised due to his trademark Tesco plastic bag filled with blood-soaked darts. Though he is typically peaceful, you would never want to aggro such a man for he is known to piss in bins and throw darts drunkenly.
If ever you see this man, steer clear; and if you want to confirm it really is him, try to snap a pic with your mobile phone - for he has the mythical power of not being able to be captured on photographs. And remember, unless you want a swift dart to the chest, don't eye him up for more than 5 seconds - for your gaze is a sign of aggression to this lustful creature.
by DominicDartWatch November 18, 2021
Get the Dominic Dartmug. by CombatRaider99 March 11, 2017
Get the dominic eavesmug. Dominic is a big forehead merchant and has a large abnormal head that's like a alien and his looks like a gorillas bum
by twizay13 July 22, 2022
Get the dominicmug. by Bdsm handbook January 16, 2024
Get the Dominicmug. Your girlfriends asshole starts throbbing so hard when Dominic is around or brought up causing your girlfriend to have multiple anal orgasms and her nipples might get hard as rocks and pop Dominic IS a zipless fuck Dominic might just get fucked (by more than one female) where he stands with some of the sexiest women ever in the club or in the bathroom or at work while he’s working yeah he’s the definition of a zipless fuck
Don’t worry Dominic it’s too many people here anyway you don’t have to come (hangs up the phone)
Well damn
Well damn
by Bdsm handbook January 25, 2024
Get the Dominicmug.