Meat dildo

Meat dildo: noun; a penis, dick, cock, wood, shlong.

When someone is called as a meat dildo it means that they have a nice piece of meat in their pants waiting for someone to unpackaged his meat dildo and get fucked.

her: "hey, can you be my meat dildo?"
Him: "Sure, come get it while its still fresh"

by Fhsbridnw July 2, 2023

Doggy Dildo

A Dogs favorite toy amongst a pile of dildos is the butt plug of its owner.

You ruined my erection doggy dildo.

by Tarzan Large July 12, 2023

Nutty dildo Rider

To be covered in your step uncle's semen while riding a dildo on the roof

Do you see that nutty dildo Rider

Yeah I wish I was him right now

by I love molesting children inem September 10, 2023

Paul Didonato

A person who is only looking out for himself will ask his mom for her last 5 bucks and never pay it back. Will have his friends help him with things but when they need help he’s in another country.

Did you hear what jimmy did?
No what?

He pulled a Paul Didonato on Eric and now Eric has no money.
Wow! That sure sounds like a Paul Didonato

by Robertmorningwood September 29, 2023

dicky-dido

When someone is being a dick in Australia or is just stupid.

Mate stop being a dicky-dido.

by StoneCold October 30, 2023

emotional dildo

the person she goes to for emotional validation and support when her significant other is absent, has hurt her feelings, or has ended the relationship.

He keeps cheating on her, and I want to be supportive, but I'm just tired of being her emotional dildo.

by chimpy82 November 6, 2023

kosher dildo

The act of inserting a Hebrew national hotdogs into one's orphice for sexual pleasure

Megan, being Jewish, could not wait for her kosher dildo after temple. She went to the store to find Hebrew national hotdogs. Kosher meat for a kosher girl, she said.

by Rtlm2007 December 14, 2023