dad legs

Legs that are so daddy they are Dad legs
Danggggg boyyyy look at thoes Dad legs.
by Death Star October 31, 2017
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Dad hontar

tasha-wow look at dad hontar
anna- yah hes soo annoying
by byfhfujeuf May 02, 2010
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Where is your dad?

You say this whenever someone who is communist based, says something unreal.
Steven: "Bro get some bitches!"
Elijah: "Get some bitches this, get some bitches that, like bro where is your dad?"
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step-up dad

A father figure to a child that is not married to the mother.

A father figure that stepped-up to the plate.
This is my mom and step-up dad, they take care of me.
by BoxedCheri February 16, 2017
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Ask Google Dad

when your child asks you something, you quickly need to refer to google dad to give you the answer
why does the sky blue dad?
Hang on a second, let me ask google dad,

The blue color of the sky is due to Rayleigh scattering. As light moves through the atmosphere, most of the longer wavelengths pass straight through. Little of the red, orange and yellow light is affected by the air.

However, much of the shorter wavelength light is absorbed by the gas molecules. The absorbed blue light is then radiated in different directions. It gets scattered all around the sky. Whichever direction you look, some of this scattered blue light reaches you. Since you see the blue light from everywhere overhead, the sky looks blue.

uh, thanks dad,

is google dad my real dad?
let me check?
by jaffaw February 12, 2010
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ur dad lesbian

GAY BOI: Ur mom gay lol
STRAIGHT BOI: Ur dad lesbian
GAY BOI: Nooooo...REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Me dad's in the army

A reasoning phrase that is often used as a credible excuse even though it may not be true. Implies superiority or immunity.

Prase can be slightly modified to be used as a compliment.
(A)

Jhonno and crew: "Bucko, you're too pissed to drive ya friggin knob"
Bucko: "Its alright boys, me dad's in the army"

- (everybody knows that his dad is not in the army, but thats ok.)

(B)

Bucko: "Did ya hear about Smithy draggin that undercover cop the other night then borin up a darky out the front of his ex's?"
Jhonno: "Yeah man, his dad must be in the army"
by Jayboy_Evo January 25, 2008
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