Rockstar disease

Rockstar disease is an illness of the soul and mind. Those most likely to develop it are celebrities or singers who are not as famous as the top stars. Rockstar disease seldom affects those with high status as these people know their influence, are confident in their skills, and acknowledge they would not have gone as far as they did if their fans hadn't believed in them. In contrast, lower-class stars do not, thus developing a superiority complex. They regard media, fans, family, and friends as mere human beings, while they believe they are God. Nobody likes celebrities with rockstar disease, and it never takes long for people to discover that their favourite person has changed into some monster. Rockstar disease always shows through. And it is dangerous—both to the celebrity and those that love them.

Example 1: Hey, I think Kevin has rockstar disease.
Example 2: So you've noticed?? Been telling you that for years. Fame changed him.

by firestarismylove June 29, 2022

Cameron's Disease

When a director becomes too fascinated by the technological side of movie making to care about anything else(i.e. James Cameron and Avatar.)

Spielberg really caught a case of Cameron's Disease when he made Ready Player One.

by Foxmen1985 February 9, 2021

YouTuber’s disease

(NOUN) to destroy one's reputation of a YouTuber.

“Unfortunately, like most Youtubers, he caught Youtuber’s disease”

by Mr. Gupta August 8, 2023

Bjørn Disease

A psychological disease that subsists in Norwegian-Americans, or in dense teenagers.
This disease causes individuals to become completely ignorant and oblivious to certain situations or surroundings that they eventually lead to unexplanatory, out-of-pocket, and extremely comical outcomes that should generally be fatal.
As a host of the Bjørn disease, one is always subjected to a get-out-of-heaven-free card.

Barquavius: Ah, I see you have gotten an ATV stuck in a 56 foot tall tree, a trombone clogging the chimney, and your legs are covered in dried cement and sawdust. How'd you manage that?
Bjørn: dunno.
Barquavius: Must've been your Bjørn disease acting up again.
David: What a Bjørn disease moment.

by BjørnIsBonkerBear June 9, 2023

Holmes disease

When you have an above average penis size.

In reference to John Holmes 🤘🏻

Wife:That's my husband TYLER LEE!

Random ex- metal bandmate: FUCK YEAH! MY BOY, HE HAS HOLMES DISEASE! His stage excitement could be seen for miles!

by TychelleMoffitt1999 December 12, 2023

Minesheimer's Disease

When one's brain is so crowded with academic information that it interferes with everyday mental functions, especially speaking.

Jen: Hey Maddie!
Maddie: What?
Jen: ...
Maddie: What?!
Jen: Sorry, I forgot what I was going to say. I have Minesheimer's Disease

by DubyaDubyaDos March 17, 2011

Fry Tucker Disease

After consumption of a meal, a period of sweating arises, after that a period of cold chills arises. Dr. internet says your fine.

"After eating that Jets Pizza, my Fry Tucker Disease flared up."

by Ky_guy January 12, 2024