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December 1

if u were born on december 1 U SLAY BOO <3 mwah ur so pretty/handsome and lovely and yeah it’s such a nice time to be born so SLAYYYYYYY and have a great birthday on december 1
girl: omg they are so nice and cute
boy: i know right! i bet their birthday is december 1st..
*everyone stares at them in awe*
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3rd of December

3rd of December

National give someone a sweater day! (If yk yk) Give them a polyester sweater but if you don’t have one that’s perfectly fine. Still give them a sweater! Remember to give it to someone you really like!
I still remember 3rd of December, me in your sweater.
by Mak n’ cheese October 29, 2022
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december snow

Jack: Hey Jerry! The sewers are probably going to be clogged with december snow!

Jerry: Yeah Jack, we already know.
by can you dont pleaseee October 31, 2022
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No Bitches December

You are not allowed to interact with girls for the rest of the month except your mom cuz shes a man
Jamal: NO BITCHES DECEMBER!!!
Every boys in the school: OMG IT STARTED, DONT INTERACT WITH GIRLS SOLDIERS, THEY ARE ONLY TEMPTATION BY THE DEVILS
by professionalmasturbaiter November 2, 2022
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December 17

National Kurdistan flag day! My region’s national day! I’m Kurdish, and I really love Kurdistan (because yeah, I'm Kurdish) and it’s made me quite sad nobody has seemed to acknowledge my region’s national day. Due to that, I’ve decided to write this definition! I genuinely treat it like an Independence Day, like July 1st for example. So yeah, a little reminder that today is my region’s national day! :)
Person 1: Hello! I’m so happy that it’s finally December 17.

Person 2: Why? Isn’t it just another ordinary day?

Person 1: Nope, it’s December 17! National Kurdistan flag day! I’m Kurdish, so it’s kind of like my region’s Independence Day! It hasn’t gotten independent though.

Person 2: Alright! I’ll mark this day on my Calendar :)
by I love geography October 15, 2022
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December 7

The day where your gf automatically wins the ily more war.
Bf: Ily
Gf: Ily more
Bf: That’s false, ily more
Gf: Nope, I win. it’s December 7! The day where your gf automatically wins the ily more war.
Bf: Damn it!
by anonymously written by me December 6, 2021
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December 10

Teacher: Wheres ur homework?
Y/U: I hate this class and I ain’t bothered
Teacher: get out of my class
Y/U/ but it’s december 10 National Tell the truth day and get away with it
Teacher: fine it’s ok but nex time do it plz
Y/U : hehehehe
by Yeah I love u December 7, 2021
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