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by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019
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Chuck Norris can eat a Rubik cube and poop it out solved.
Chuck Norris isn't God but he can beat him at golf.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris is so amazing don't fuck with him bitch
Chuck Norris isn't God but he can beat him at golf.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris is so amazing don't fuck with him bitch
by FAS7 187 January 20, 2011
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by brosiog November 1, 2014
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Hurricanes are a direct result from chuck norris breathing heavily
The rhicter scale was developed to measure chuck norris's stomach growl
When Chuck Norris hunts, he doesn't use a gun. He just looks into his prey's eyes and they kill themselve's to escape his punishment.
Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in arm wrestling. Then he round-house kicked the angry right out of him.
Chuck Norris once failed a class. Then he wiped that class off of the face of the Earth.
Chuck Norris and Superman used to be roomates on Krypton. One day they had a disagreement, and chuck norris punched the planet apart.
When Chuck Norris pops his pimples, they grunt
Chuck Norris willl scare 2012 away.
the atomic bomb was discovered when chuck norris split an atom with his fist.
Hurricanes are a direct result from chuck norris breathing heavily
The rhicter scale was developed to measure chuck norris's stomach growl
When Chuck Norris hunts, he doesn't use a gun. He just looks into his prey's eyes and they kill themselve's to escape his punishment.
Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in arm wrestling. Then he round-house kicked the angry right out of him.
Chuck Norris once failed a class. Then he wiped that class off of the face of the Earth.
Chuck Norris and Superman used to be roomates on Krypton. One day they had a disagreement, and chuck norris punched the planet apart.
When Chuck Norris pops his pimples, they grunt
Chuck Norris willl scare 2012 away.
by maisonJjjm April 2, 2011
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Get the CHUCK E. CHEESE ELECTRIC PIZZA ARCADE CABINETmug. A misunderstood man, he's a great actor. But for some reason everyone hates him on the internet. Mainly because of the jokes of him on there, but people have to realize that he didn't make em. Random people did, so stop hating on him. Cause he's a great actor, martial artist and man.
Dumbfuck: "I hate chuck Norris because of his jokes on the internet."
Smart person: "you know he doesn't make them y'know?"
Dumbfuck: "fuck you I still hate him"
Smart person: "what a fucking dumb fuck"
Smart person: "you know he doesn't make them y'know?"
Dumbfuck: "fuck you I still hate him"
Smart person: "what a fucking dumb fuck"
by Chuck Norris August 13, 2014
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