1 definition by maisonJjjm
A freak of nature, able to kill people with an intimidating stare, roundhouse-kick anything into dirt, and destroy a nation.
chuck norris once had an erection. There were no survivors.
the atomic bomb was discovered when chuck norris split an atom with his fist.
Hurricanes are a direct result from chuck norris breathing heavily
The rhicter scale was developed to measure chuck norris's stomach growl
When Chuck Norris hunts, he doesn't use a gun. He just looks into his prey's eyes and they kill themselve's to escape his punishment.
Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in arm wrestling. Then he round-house kicked the angry right out of him.
Chuck Norris once failed a class. Then he wiped that class off of the face of the Earth.
Chuck Norris and Superman used to be roomates on Krypton. One day they had a disagreement, and chuck norris punched the planet apart.
When Chuck Norris pops his pimples, they grunt
Chuck Norris willl scare 2012 away.
the atomic bomb was discovered when chuck norris split an atom with his fist.
Hurricanes are a direct result from chuck norris breathing heavily
The rhicter scale was developed to measure chuck norris's stomach growl
When Chuck Norris hunts, he doesn't use a gun. He just looks into his prey's eyes and they kill themselve's to escape his punishment.
Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in arm wrestling. Then he round-house kicked the angry right out of him.
Chuck Norris once failed a class. Then he wiped that class off of the face of the Earth.
Chuck Norris and Superman used to be roomates on Krypton. One day they had a disagreement, and chuck norris punched the planet apart.
When Chuck Norris pops his pimples, they grunt
Chuck Norris willl scare 2012 away.
by maisonJjjm March 17, 2011