And rizz is called gyat?

A measure of expressing how autistic you are by saying one of the most unfunny things in existence. It is a combination of a DJ Khaled quote along with two popular phrases from a year ago. I say this all the time.

Friend: "Are you retarded?"
Me: "And rizz is called gyat?"

by jason dorito September 6, 2023

full service wake up call

When your woman wakes up and sucks your morning wood...insists you cum in her mouth...then rings you out from behind the beans until your dry and then goes to work..

She grabbed my morning wood and gave me a full service wake up call....mmm.

by Raw ghost rider November 2, 2023

Wedge me in a door and call me Ginger

English colloquial turn of phrase regarding great, unexplainable miraculous events.

Exclamation of surprise when confronted with an astounding occurrence.

I say, Chalmers old bean, did you see that Jerry airship just explode?

Well wedge me in a door and call me Ginger, Asquith, jolly good show. What? Mind you, shame that the chap from the Royal Flying Corps didn't bail out before the fireball got him ...

by D B Cooper December 20, 2013

fuck me in the ass and call me johnny

something you say when you are very surprised by what just happened or you dont know what to say. It is also something you could say to make a bunch of people laugh in

Guy 1: *silence*

Guy 2: fuck me in the ass and call me johnny

Guy 1: *HAHA* bro what the fuck was that *Cough Cough* you have me dying over here

Guy 2: *Laughing* i dont fucking know dude no one was talking so i just said something

Guy 1: ok then

by SmallCreamDaddy November 26, 2021

Slap me in a blue lidded bin and call me recycled

When someone uses you over and over again

" oh I see how it is why don't you slap me in a blue lidded bin and call me recycled"

by Mary Virginia July 15, 2019

Why do they call it the Xbox 360?

Because when you see it, you'll turn 360 degrees and walk away.

OP: Why do they call it the Xbox 360?
Because when you see it, you'll turn 360 degrees and walk away.

Faggot: 360 degrees is a full circle retard.

by I think halo is a pretty cool. January 2, 2012

callaway

A curse and a blessing in one. A force to be reckon with. Female Sirens who seduce you with their addictive personalities and blinding beauty.

He has succumbed to a Callaway.

by AshlyMCllwy January 18, 2017