Cheaterversary

The day your husband decides to pursue a relationship with a whore while you are pregnant with his child, thus causing you to gain weight and become "unattractive".

Happy Cheaterversary you piece of shit.

by MaryJane P. Owerade May 17, 2014

Cheater Slut

A person who looks up the endings to movies, books, TV shows before they watch because they don't want to watch or they are just to impatient to wait until they do. They might also ask people to spoil the endings for them.

That movie was mind blowing!
Did he kill her?
I'm not spoiling it!
Fine I'll just look it up..
Don't be a Cheater Slut!

by thefolicist October 8, 2014

Crater Wasted

When a person drinks copious amounts of alcohol and ends up getting a hole in their liver as a result. Similar to white girl wasted but more punk rock

Andy: Daniel is in the hospital
Suskerdoo: oh god why?
Andy: He had too much hooch last night and got crater wasted

by Ronald_ShootinJays_VasDeferens January 23, 2015

creative farting

The ability to fart spontaneously some times in a tune or rhythm

Creative farting

by geez657 May 13, 2015

creamed strawberry

The act of cumming and then smearing the cum on the top of ones peniss. Then letting your girlfriend/boyfriend (or random womman/Man ) lick it of for pleasure. Bothe for you and her/him.

Bob: Dude how did you get such a smoking hit girl ??
Rob: I just gave her a creamed strawberry and she was all over me. Girls love them strawberry.

by SuperDreadnoughtCannonGustav X August 20, 2015

Crease Creature

A female who lurks around the hockey rink, looking for a new stick. An ugly version of a "Puck Slut", also see Slump Buster.

Kevin was hammered and found himself a crease creature to take home.

by Broberts January 7, 2016

Creamer

The skill to smother ones whipped topping on the one they make dessert with.

Tommy was such a creamer, he made her into whipped dessert.

by Netflixt January 11, 2016