barrel cock

A short but wide penis

Girl 1: "He fucked me so hard last night"
Girl 2: "Was his penis long"
Girl 1: "No he had a barrel cock, but I like the girth more"
Girl 2: "Interesting"

by Iceagebaby February 12, 2018

base a cock

Throatin a cock down to the nut sac. Especially large cocks where it is a challenge, and you need to open your throat and let it slide deep down. To properly base a cock you need to get your lips in direct contact with the dudes scrotum, and if possible lick his scrotum with your tongue. I've done it many times.

i'll need the guy here with the biggest cock to let me demonstrate the correct way how to base a cock. It made him shoot his load deep down my throat when based his cock again.

by ralfie January 5, 2014

Cock Suckler

Not cock sucking but the suckling of a cock. Instead of a nipple a female gently suckles on a cock slowly suckling the semen out of the erect cock.

I took this broad out and she started suckling on my cock until I was empty. Ahe was the best cock suckler I ever had.

by Ernnnn January 30, 2021

fuckity-cock

An exclamation of disappointment.

"I have an exam tomorrow and you are telling me that your mom's 65th birthday party is TONIGHT?! Aw, fuckity-cock!"

by drumscholar February 9, 2010

Cock Blazing

The act of pouring gasoline on your dick and your "victim's" asshole, lighting both on fire, and fucking until the fire is extinguished by the juices.

"Why won't you sit down?"
"My ass hurts. My boyfriend and I tried Cock Blazing last night."I

by Herpetitis November 3, 2017

Cock in the Mud

An expletive used to express sudden dismay or exasperation.

Stub your toe "cock in the mud!".
You get no for an answer "cock in the mud!".

by Iwanyckyj23 September 14, 2018

cock parking

The act of “Netflix and chill” but instead of sex, the guy’s soft cock is parked in the mouth of the person who’s head is in his lap while they both watch tv

I was at Brian/Brianna’s house yesterday cock parking while watching tv

by Mmmzzz January 5, 2020