Sports Cock

A streamlined penis that inflates when needed.

Steve: Dave you're dick is real small.
Dave: Nah mate, it's just a sports cock.

by Kazer72 July 8, 2016

Crater Cock

Noun. A penis with crater-like scars that came from monkeypox lesions.

He couldn’t play with his crater cock after contracting Monkeypox last week.

by gdiz916 August 16, 2022

cock-in-the-mouth

asshole, jerk, loser; clusterfuck.

Pl. hotly debated whether plural form is "cocks-in-the-mouth" or "cock-in-the-mouths".

Did you have you review with that cock-in-the-mouth boss of yours?"; "Yes, I would change lanes if this cock-in-the-mouth would get out of my way."; "St. Patty's day in NYC is one gigantic cock-in-the-mouth.

by joebohobitz April 17, 2011

cock smoothie

cut his cock off and blend it with strawberries

delicious !

girl 1: tommy's dick looks so good
girl 2: id love to make a cock smoothie out of it!

by kaylaluvsd August 30, 2021

cock-a-maimy

used to describe anything which has qualities of stupidity, childishness, and general foolhardyness.

I was told that all roosters can play the lute and sing, and wear puffy breeches. this turned out to be a cock-a-maimy fact.

by intro.infinity March 27, 2009

Cock in Law

When multiple men have had sex with the same woman.

Damn Tommy Mac, you banged her too? I guess that makes us cock in laws cause I tore that pussy up!!

by Quindlen Rules July 9, 2011

Cock Scone

When someone is acting like a proverbial uptight dick. Thinks he's funny when his sense of humor resembles a dried up 4 month old douche. Completely useless and, just like it's name sake, likely never going to end up in someone's mouth without being spat out and regretted instantly.

Also the male version of a cunt muffin or twat waffle.

Why does every guy I date have to be a complete cock scone?

by Pocketwench September 17, 2014