Chocolate Popsicle

Chocolate Popsicle is when a girl and a boy are having anal and the girl shits on his dick, then sucks it off.

"Man, that girl gave me one amazing Chocolate Popsicle last night."

by TheAlabamaHotPocketDonkeyPunch May 27, 2015

ride chocolate

to lay across the laps of people in the backseat of a car when there is one more person than seats in a car.

Person 1: "Hey man, can I catch a ride?"
Person 2: "Yeah bro, I already have 5 people though so you'll have to ride chocolate."

by Zubohoffen December 7, 2013

Chocolate Trail

When a man gives anal sex, covers his penis with fecal matter. And runs it down his partners back.

"I give one hell of a Chocolate Trail"

by GennaDean69 July 23, 2013

Chocolate Coated

This refers to an object of value or utility that has been generously smeared with fresh feces, especially as an act of revenge.

Philo: "Oh, man - some poor asshole woke up the whole campsite this morning,... he was crying out, 'Aw FUCK! Oh, NO! I don't believe it! FUCK, no!' ...It turned out someone had chocolate coated every inch of the outside of his tent."

Phineas: "Whoa, and you're not actually talking about chocolate, are you... ...that's some harshly fucked up shit!"

Philo: "Exactly! I don't ever want to meet whoever it was he pissed off."

by QuietReflection October 19, 2010

Chocolate taco

A chocolate taco is when you shit into a womens vagina and then have sex

Oh man chad gave me a crazy chocolate taco last night.

by SaintedCrown911 January 28, 2021

little chocolate

Can refer to a snail, especially a garden snail, that you have befriended or a silly person in a humorous fashion

A: Have you seen my pet little chocolate?
B: Why would you keep a sweet as a pet?
A: I’m talking about my Gary the snail

by Toronto Esper May 27, 2023

Chocolate Pinkie

Chocolate pinkie refers to the fingering of one's asshole with the "little finger" (pinkie finger)

Person 1: "What can I say, I might have gotten a few fingers dirty last night 😏"

Person 2: "Oh shit, did you slip her the old chocolate pinkie?"

by cinnamonswirl09 March 10, 2019