book addict

A person who cannot stop reading and is in love with so many fictional characters (that all die in the end btw) that they cannot count
My friend Joan is a book addict
by sexcgod April 16, 2021
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let me read my book

This person is a NERD they also have big eyes and like walking in circles after they have used the restroom if you see one take a picture
Look it’s a person who wants to read their book (LMRMB) #ultrarare #takeapic let me read my book
by CHOPFINGER December 06, 2021
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Book Advertisement

Really, it's just a 2 and a half hour long transactional book advertisement.
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Hey! Heyhey! If I promote your book will you affirm my thing?"

Sad Dad "Uhh... Yah... Yah I'll do it."

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Great! Hold on.... Ok. Rolling. Say, what do you think of my thing? Isn't it obviously correct?"

Sad Dad "Oh, yeah for sure man. I totally saw that and your thing is totally correct."

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Yes. Great. And the people coming after me. They are clearly all of the bad words. Isn't that what the studies say?"

Sad Dad "God, yeah, I... They are all of the bad words. I noticed that before you said anything. They're sadistic and narcissistic and all of the other bad words. And YOU'RE like my hero. Your existence in my life is functionally equivalent to having saved me from a burning building."

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Hmm... Yes, yes... I see... I guess I was right all along. Pst (Now do your book)"

Sad Dad "Huh? Oh! Oh, ok. Yeah, I wrote a book. It's good. It's about all them mind parasites you got in your brains."

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "And?"

Sad Dad 🤨 "Oh! Yeah, and it affirms your thing."

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Good. That's good."

Iam "Hey! It's Dr. Jeepjorp! I haven't seen you in months!"

Hym "Why are you watching that crap!? You know it's just a 2 and a half hour long book advertisement."

Iam "Yeah but it's bizarre to watch..."

Hym "Alright..."
by Hym Iam July 28, 2023
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Hit the books

A graffiti term which means to sketch. 'Hit' refers to the act of practicing tags, throws, straights, pieces etc. with a writing utensil and 'the books' refers to a black book, sketch pad, or anything to draw on.

This term can also mean reading up on knowledge. Wether it be knowledge of other graffiti writers or knowledge in the form of a video or movie.
My tag looks trash, I need to hit the books and make a new one.

You don't know who CORNBRED is? You need to hit the books man.
by graffiti definitions July 22, 2022
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Prune the Book

To cut friends off Facebook, either because you are tired of them or just have too many friends or because you don't want coworkers seeing your party life.
Man...bitches pissed me off so I had to Prune the Book.
by 2juicy4u December 12, 2017
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Quote Book

Where Parker and I hide every irrelevant/irreverent thing my friends say.
Van - “Dang now Levi’s gonna put it in his quote book.”
by Yeah fine my name is levi September 20, 2021
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Quote book

When you and your friends put down quotes in a book or a txt file and keeps them
Simpbuilder: My dad pooped here once
Neoapex: that’s going on the quote book
by Simpbuilder April 18, 2021
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