Icing-like jizz covering the backside roll of a muffin top on a loafy ass; often resulting from abruptly pulling out from doggy-style mid-ejaculation.
by Encyclopedia BriDanicaPatrick August 26, 2016

Pete "An MVP of this feature would be really lean"
Imraan "..erm no.. this is vertical slice of a turd biscuit"
Imraan "..erm no.. this is vertical slice of a turd biscuit"
by DevsDontPeeOnTheFloor February 25, 2014

by SlothWASMachete July 15, 2010

by Jeptepi September 5, 2016

Sea biscuit:
Person who spends all day at the beach achieveing the ultimate tan.
Going the colour of a rich tea biscuit.
Person who spends all day at the beach achieveing the ultimate tan.
Going the colour of a rich tea biscuit.
by Cjdecember April 27, 2016

by BIG DAMON June 8, 2018

Follows the same rules as soggy biscuitbut poo is used instead of the male ejaculate, therefore making the game unisex. You're welcome.
by Shitty Cookies & Cream May 21, 2019
