biscuit monger

A small mean person who steals biscuits.

That person is a total biscuit monger.

by paenacali October 5, 2013

Biscuit ass

An individual who has a lot of Cellulite and waves on their butt.

Man I met a girl but she got that biscuit ass.

by Bonskibitus September 19, 2019

Dumpster Biscuit

A used condom behind or near a dumpster.

"Ew, a dumpster biscuit, what kind of a gross derelict would **** something behind a dumpster."

by SlothWASMachete July 15, 2010

turd biscuit

a derogatory term for someone who doesn't agree with what is being said at the time.

Pete "An MVP of this feature would be really lean"
Imraan "..erm no.. this is vertical slice of a turd biscuit"

by DevsDontPeeOnTheFloor February 25, 2014

Dick Biscuit

Someone who's a dick and a ass hole and a complete bitch

Andres:Sup bro
Enrique :stfu Dick Biscuit

by Numix October 8, 2016

box of biscuits

A box of biscuits is a slang word for money meaning one hundred and fifty pounds. It is commonly used in the south of England.

How much do I owe you? "That will be a box of biscuits"

by biscuit2369 February 11, 2014

Ho Biscuits

Titties

She’s a nice lady with a tremendous pair of ho biscuits

by CeeeTeee September 23, 2019