Tolstoys Beard

The Beard of Leo(Lev Nikolayevich) Tolstoy….it’s Hair. Stop being stupid
by YoMamaSo April 03, 2023
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Foot Beard

N. A hairy foot
John's socks fit funny because of his foot beard.
by Cheezy Pickle May 20, 2024
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Pink Beard

The result of a man with a white beard performing cunnilingus on a woman while on her period.
Santa totally had mad pink beard after going down on Mrs. Claus.
by kelskilla August 29, 2012
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Toby Beard

Annoying mf who eats mc wraps 24/7 and defo fancies erin white
Wow, toby beard is broke as fuck! hes defo not made a trench outing game.
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bearded squid

When your drunk buddy goes down to Naples, FL and picks up a 57 year old devorcee to her $1mm+ home and you throw up in her master bathroom and ruin the planned three sim and then just the eat her out the rest of the night.
Hey Andy took that GIILF back to Pelican Bay and gave her the bearded squid.
by toomuchfist February 10, 2018
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beard diving

When you are hunting for a fuckboy in a midwest state.
"Drop me off at this dive karaoke bar in Denver; I'm going beard diving."
by thatguyyoumetatthatthing February 17, 2018
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soft-bearded man

A man or manchild(usually a millennial) that has a beard but most likely gets it trimmed weekly. This man gets offended very easily, and violently opposes hate speech. He would not dare use his hands for manual labor or for properly pleasing a woman. He is a feminist, his wife makes more money than him, and he hates white privilege.
"Hey I heard Lumberjack Leslie has to ask his wife before he does anything!" "Yeah, he's a soft-bearded man."
by Scranton Strangler March 27, 2018
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