Long Beach Island

The most boring place on Earth

Pathetic residents think its cool because they are all douches who get off by hanging out in the endless amount of surf shops. Literally nothing to do but go to the beach and go mini golfing.

Visitor: Excuse me, Is their anything in Long Beach Island except Surf Shops?

Resident: No Bro, Its so radical, yeah bro, yo bro, wanna surf with me bruh. After we can go to Ron Jon bro. Yeah bro, LBI for life.

by 2chainzis da shitb October 7, 2015

Taking My Talents to South Beach

to betray, to defect

Hey bob, do you want to play for our team? We don't have any good players.

<joins opposing team> Sorry, I'll be taking my talents to south beach.

by piximon July 10, 2010

washed up beach whale

a robust female who has arrisen from the ashes of fat-fuck ville. She enjoys gobblin cock w/ her pimply busum and is comonly known to swallow giz often.
-OR-
a mamoth of a women who's sole purpose in life is to consume massive amounts of cum drizzled cup cakes

Lily! wtf? why u gotta b a washed up beach whale huh?

by the 1 and only hebrew nigger June 28, 2003

imperial beach

was nice in the 50's, but now its dangerous.

dont go to belmont park, its scary.

by highrida4rmgrapestreet BBK July 1, 2005

beach

Approaching a cracker and making a loud noise in their face similar to a seal (the kind that lives in the ocean).

Did you see that guy's face when I beached him?

by Greg&Cory December 22, 2004

pebble beached

an expression of being extremely high after smoking marijuana

I am pebble beached right now

by joesphjoes February 12, 2010

Take it to South Beach

When you don't feel like everything is going the way you want it to, or you just need to escape your current situation, just take it to South Beach.

Lebron James didn't renew his basketball contract and needed to escape Cleveland, Ohio, so he just had to Take it to South Beach.

by tsmith6 August 2, 2010