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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscess.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Tiffany Has A Lock 🔐 Heart (Latinx): The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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First batch

1. Alfa-female, bitch in charge.

2. One of those who came there first.
1. Girls, listen to me carefully, I'm the first batch here.
2. Hey, newby, don't ask silly questions. Look how I do it. I'm the first batch in this company.
by Murdoc Kylburne July 3, 2019
mugGet the First batchmug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025
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Two Thousand and First

Some dumbass decided to try and make a 9/11 joke except instead of saying 2001 he said Two Thousand and First.
Some dumbass: I'm gonna bomb you on Two Thousand and First like 9/11

Another dumbass: Pardon?
by Disappointed Mr.Krabs March 23, 2020
mugGet the Two Thousand and Firstmug.

First time prisoner defense

The first time prisoner defense is a self-defense move which involves pooping yourself or your pants in order to avoid being raped.

This can be done by both men and women in any context, but was popularized as a grimy prison tactic.
"Damn, I heard George is going to prison for murder. I hope he brings lube hahaha"

"Hahaha I hope he tries the first time prisoner defense out."
by BadgerNoise February 26, 2022
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sesqui-first-cousin-twice-removed

1- Child of their parent’s half-grandpibling with the other parent’s grandpibling.
2- Child of their parent’s half-grandnibling with the other parent’s grandnibling.
3- Child of their parent’s half-grandpibling with the other parent’s grandnibling.
4- Child of their parent’s grandpibling with the other parent’s half-grandnibling.
5- Grandparent's sesqui-first-cousin.
6- Sesqui-first-cousin's grandchild.
My sesqui-first-cousin-twice-removed is a good person.
by KOBO8956 September 22, 2021
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Otitis "Abscess" Media: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles.
Person 1: Are you a homo-sapiens who is addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Otitis "Abscess" Media: The First Juvenile Release.
by TheAngelNumberAreSlinkies February 7, 2025
mugGet the Otitis "Abscess" Media: The First Juvenile Release.mug.

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