Blasted clown

a blasted clown is a filthy dirty dumb ass fucking shit clown that really tries your patience at the very precise moment when you are having the worst day of your entire fucking life and things couldn't possibly get any worse until this dumb ass shit clown motherfucker came along. They just seem to come out of the woodworks at you when you are having a particularly miserable day and they just wanna make your life worse.

Whenever I have road rage it is usually because some dumb blasted clown got in front of me and I start shouting “Move you clown! Move you FUCKING clown!! Move you goddamn blasted clown!!! Move!, move!!, move!!!, move!!!!, move!!!!!, move!!!!!!, MOOOOOVVVVVVVVE!!!!!

by Bill Beef July 8, 2025

Blast

Giving a bitch the whole package in the bedroom

I want to blast that bitch.

I blasted that bitch last night fam.

by ....t-money.... October 28, 2020

stone cold blast

ABSOLUTELY FUN TIME TO THE MAX.......!

Had a stone cold blast yesterday

by Airmen DAD April 8, 2022

Cranberry blast

When a girl has her period and cums all over your dick

have you ever had a cranberry blast? It's tasty

by Tjsanallover October 7, 2017

Baja Blasted

The act of getting baked and eating Taco Bell

Friend: Hey do you want to go hiking later?
Me: Nah bro I can't, me and the boys are getting Baja blasted in a few hours.

by Stevstot June 22, 2021

Brisbane Blast

The medical and sexual practice of anally penetrating someone who is constipated in order to induce defecation.

"Bro could you come over? I haven't crapped in 3 days and I need a Brisbane Blast"

by OldPublicFunctionary February 26, 2024

Flavor Blasted

When someone eats enough cheese flavored snacks to acquire a thick layer of cheese dust on their fingers and then smacks someone on the ass, leaving a cheesy handprints.

"Did you see Tina's butt??? "

"Yeah, she must have gotten flavor blasted by Jeremy. I saw him polish off a bag of Cheetoes a few minutes ago."

by CuriosaFatale March 5, 2018