August 20

The day that the sexiest, hottest girl was born. The day that this happened all nuclear wars had ceased for this persons birth, and Donald Trump gave a speech on why this day was so important

Shawn: Yo lachlan, its august 20th!
Lachlan: Ah yes, the day that the most beautiful girl was born...
Rock: What the fuck you heartless simp

by johnnydidntsin July 12, 2022

August

Official spend time with your boyfriend month and also the month you become his pet animal!

It's August cmon be my pet already

by 5ynster December 5, 2020

August 27

August 27th is ask someone out for ice cream day

Hey did you hear August 27th is ask someone out for ice cream day?

by kesobaddie August 17, 2022

August 22

National fuck with a Jordan day... On this day it is everyone who's name is not Jordan to make a Jordan's day so inconvenient that all they can say is "fuck"

It's August 22 did you fuck with Jordan yet?

by pimpdaddyliv July 13, 2021

August 4

The day you ask out your favorite person.

Wanna go out?
I was waiting for you to ask I know it’s august 4!

by Fruitybae July 31, 2021

August 1st

The day of betrayal.
Not gonna miss ya moon and tubby.

We will Never FORGET August 1st

by Karmussyy August 3, 2022

August 24th

Day 2 of National Kobe Days. This is the month both of Kobe’s number make 8/24. For the mentality

What’s August 24th
The day Kobe’s numbers make

by Nate Workman January 27, 2020