adequate asshole

Ad·e·quate Ass·hol
/ˈadikwit/ /ˈasˌhōl/
- Noun

-The male version of Basic Bitch-

self-centered male who lacks the mental capacity to carry a decent conversation without talking about sports, cars or workout.

Benedict is such an adequate asshole, all he talked about was himself for fifteen minutes.

by Hack my Jack July 8, 2014

Asshole/Dick

Asshole dick

Wow Josh and Ashtyn are real assholes/dicks
Asshole/Dick

by A random dumbass with no life January 16, 2019

Asshole Freak

Guys that are obsessed with anal sex and get to hard for that poop hole lol and become freaks sweating with a loud heart beat for that ass and can totally change when there turned on as a Asshole Freak

Dude Jason Quist is a total asshole freak I don't think I want to go to homecoming with Shrek Jason Quist

by The Gods and Goddesses November 20, 2019

Sublime Asshole

Noun;
Sublime Asshole: One who's lack of understand of or empathy for the feelings of other people, has risen to such immense heights that it seems to defy all known laws of nature.

His prickishness had gone so far that he'd finally attained jerk-nirvana... he'd become the Dalai Lama of douches; dubbed "Sublime Asshole" by all that saw him.

by Dev_ March 12, 2011

asshole radio

When you are depressed and you turn on the radio to make yourself happy with music. But instead the radio plays just the right song to make you more depressed than you were before.

Brent just got dumped by Roxanne so he went out to his car to chill out and turned on the radio but it started playing "1 is the loneliest number" Asshole Radio

by TheWhiteBowser October 11, 2016

american asshole

the asshole common amongst those living in anglo-centric cultures such as the U.S., the U.K. and Australia. this is a byproduct of these countries large consumption of toilet paper. coined “american asshole” because those guys are well, assholes!

jean-paul: and did you wet the paper?
henry: nah, but I washed my hands!
jean-paul: you have american asshole!

by Smeethy November 16, 2020

shalow asshole

A guy who only cares about himself

"I don't mean to sound like a shalow asshole but I'm really good at football."

by LiL Toxic November 29, 2018