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shalow asshole

A guy who only cares about himself
"I don't mean to sound like a shalow asshole but I'm really good at football."
by LiL Toxic November 29, 2018
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asshole pisser

One who urinates out of their rectum resulting in a wet spot on the back of their jeans.

Instead of letting someone become an asshole pisser, you should direct them to the pissery.
"Did you see the stain on the back of that guy's jeans?"

"Yeah, He must be an asshole pisser."
by zdad October 23, 2009
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adequate asshole

Ad·e·quate Ass·hol
/ˈadikwit/ /ˈasˌhōl/
- Noun

-The male version of Basic Bitch-

self-centered male who lacks the mental capacity to carry a decent conversation without talking about sports, cars or workout.
Benedict is such an adequate asshole, all he talked about was himself for fifteen minutes.
by Hack my Jack July 8, 2014
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Asshole/Dick

Wow Josh and Ashtyn are real assholes/dicks
Asshole/Dick
by A random dumbass with no life January 16, 2019
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Sublime Asshole

Noun;
Sublime Asshole: One who's lack of understand of or empathy for the feelings of other people, has risen to such immense heights that it seems to defy all known laws of nature.
His prickishness had gone so far that he'd finally attained jerk-nirvana... he'd become the Dalai Lama of douches; dubbed "Sublime Asshole" by all that saw him.
by Dev_ March 12, 2011
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asshole radio

When you are depressed and you turn on the radio to make yourself happy with music. But instead the radio plays just the right song to make you more depressed than you were before.
Brent just got dumped by Roxanne so he went out to his car to chill out and turned on the radio but it started playing "1 is the loneliest number" Asshole Radio
by TheWhiteBowser October 11, 2016
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Jims Asshole

"When jim has hot wings and drinks alot of coors light, and uh his assholes on fire the next day with a hangover. And then people cant help him load shit cuz he has too much of a headache and bc he has to unload his asshole all day."
by ragingbunghole December 6, 2011
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